"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
03/12/2018 at 21:58 • Filed to: None
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"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
03/12/2018 at 21:58 • Filed to: None | 2
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The government just released yet another video of an f18 flirting with a UFO to compliment the two videos released around Christmas time. Let’s talk phenomenon...
UFO’s, real or not?
Loch Ness monster, real or not?
Sasquatch/Bigfoot/abominable snowman, real or not?
Dinosaurs in Africa or South America, real or not?
Is the earth round, flat, or hollow?
Go.......
benjrblant
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:14 |
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It’s 2018 and we’re still getting damned blurry images of “UFO SHIT!” Most new cellphones have a 4k camera now! What gives?
BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:17 |
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I can’t believe people still speculate about the existence of BMW drivers who use turn signals.
We all know they don’t exist.
FastIndy
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:18 |
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UFO’s: Very real, likely to remain real for the foreseeable future or as long as humans remain bad at identifying things that we see.
Loch Ness monster: nope
Sasquatch/bigfoot/abominable: nope, absolutely no credible evidence
Dinosaurs in Africa or South America: dinosaurs are ridiculous in any place or time and I absolutely refuse to believe that an animal the size of a house with the clever, vindictive brain of a bird ever existed, because that would be terrifying holy shit
Earth: For most of my calculations the earth is flat, except for the more spacey ones
WilliamsSW
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:25 |
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No
No
No
No
Lol
For Sweden
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:30 |
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How to Get Rich
Understand that the US Government operates classified aircraft programs.
Submit FIOA requests night and day.
Finally receive a grainy video of one of these aircraft.
Create a suspiciously comical-sounding group, such as Stars Academy of Arts and Science
Call your friend who happens to be a Senator
“Hey, I have this video, you should send me money to research it. Oh, by the way you owe me a favor.”
Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:32 |
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The answer is almost always “it’s just the moon”
LongbowMkII
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:35 |
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UFO’s- no if there’s an extraterrestrial being/robot spying on us it’s hidden behind something in the Oort Cloud and when we see them it’d be too late.
CTSenVy
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:36 |
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UFOs: Just deep space drones sent by an alien race to find Elon Musk to bring him back home.
Loch Ness: He better be real, bastard owes me 3 fiddy.
Sasquatch, Bigfoot, and the Snowman: I don’t know about the other two, but I swear I saw Bigfoot on a Sunday Sunday Sunday. I paid for a whole seat but only used the edge.
Dinosaurs: Maybe they are still in South America. That would explain why Hittle faked his death and snuck to South America. He was going to return with a T Rex army.
Earth: Real planets have curves. Also it’s not hollow, it just has a chewy nugget core.
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LongbowMkII
> FastIndy
03/12/2018 at 22:38 |
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Dinosaurs: that’s why God sent a giant rock before it was too late. Apes destined to kill each other is a a much safer option than a 40 ton hellbeast with the wisdom of a raven.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> benjrblant
03/12/2018 at 22:47 |
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yet the only ufos phots are still blurry little dots.
facw
> benjrblant
03/12/2018 at 22:51 |
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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:54 |
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https://www.metabunk.org/explained-chilean-navy-ufo-video-aerodynamic-contrails-flight-ib6830.t8306/
If they were real we’d already be dead
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 22:57 |
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Speaking of UFOs and aliens, the most depressing thing that bugs me is know what if we’re the first, the OG universal intelligent being. We, in our immensely flawed, constantly waging civil/economic/religious wars... We’re the Forerunner. Meanwhile other intelligent life could still be millions of years away from evolving into intelligent life and our embarrassment as a species is what they’ll find when they develop enough to find us.
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facw
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 23:32 |
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UFOs: Probably not. I’m intrigued by the footage, because it comes from a reliable source, because if it were a secret project we were running, it would not have been released, and because there doesn’t seem to be any compelling explanation for what we are seeing. That said, while it is unlikely we are alone in the universe, everything we know tells us that interstellar travel would be a massive undertaking over even short distances (and we presumably would have detected an advanced civilization if there were one nearby, so the distances are likely to be much longer). With our current understanding of physics it seems extremely unlikely that aliens have ever been here (though it would be exciting to be wrong).
Loch Ness monster:
Nope
Sasquatch/Bigfoot/abominable snowman: Sasquatch/Bigfoot seems like we would have had better evidence at this point. Yeti/abominable snowman seems likely to just be a bear, but that area is remote and sparsely populated enough it is not impossible to imagine an unknown species being there. A little room for mystery!
Dinosaurs in Africa or South America: Well yes, and everywhere else . But non-bird dinosaurs, while amazing to think about, seem very unlikely. Over millions of years, you’d expect more evidence to pop up somewhere, unless they managed to find a very remote and geographically isolated location.
Is the earth round, flat, or hollow: Fully believe the Earth is roughly a sphere, and not hollow. How boring. Also makes boring more boring. It could be exciting to go tunneling in a flat or hollow Earth.
Matt Nichelson
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/12/2018 at 23:50 |
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1. We’re but a tiny speck in this great expanse. I find it hard to believe we are the only lifeform in it, so I do believe there are those out there capable of creating such things. Until somebody is able to get their shit together and use something decent to film it though.......
2. Not real
3. Not real
4.
5. Shit’s round, yo.
ranwhenparked
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/13/2018 at 00:06 |
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Yes, UFO simply means unidentified flying object, and aircraft can sometimes be unidentifiable
No
No
Not really, they’re genetic hybrids spliced with DNA from contemporary animals not true dinosaurs
I’ll pass, even commenting one way or another risks legitimizing the flat earthers in some way
Maxima Speed
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/13/2018 at 01:21 |
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UFO’s: they ain’t aliens but there will always be things flying around that for some reason we don’t know what it’s is.
Loch Ness: yes, but probably dead now. Also I think that really popular picture is a fake.
Bigfoot: I seriously doubt this one, that being said I guess there could be a temperate climate, reclusive, great ape that we don’t know about. He ain’t walking around like a dude ina Chewbacca suit though, that’s just silly.
Dinosaurs in Africa or South America: weirdly enough I’m gonna say, “distinctly possible”. As those jungle regions are colossal and could hide just about any thing.
Earth is most definitely round no question about it.
OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/13/2018 at 01:26 |
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All I can think about is if the Vegas shooting was a government op gown wrong . Literally the only one I have ever question.
DipodomysDeserti
> OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/13/2018 at 01:35 |
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Have another drink...
pip bip - choose Corrour
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
03/13/2018 at 06:29 |
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yes
yes
no
real
flat, like a Subaru EJ257